< Forever Loving

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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runeatsleepstudydream:

thestickchick:

boxtp:

Jason Statham boxing.

I’m reblogging this SOLEY for its martial artsy-ness.

Yep.

Give me him. UNF

{Posted in 18/09/2014, with 1018 notes (via/original) Reblog!}

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Strawberry Chicken Salad…RECIPE

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gaykinq:

Tag your porn please

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colorfulusagi:

[x]

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bananasandkale:

September 2012, I set myself a goal - I was going to do whatever it took to be happy when I looked in a mirror. 2 years later, and still picking and choosing what I want to chop and change? I’ve finally come to the conclusion…
• { IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD } •
Physically, I’ve gone from chubby to ‘skinny fit’ and strong, 10kgs lighter, a size 12-14 to a size 6, and sometimes I’ve even got abs. The aesthetic changes my physical being has gone through are PHENOMENAL! I can lift more than most girls I know, and some guys. I have learnt how to eat pancakes, ice cream, pizza, waffles, whatever I want really.. and wake up lighter and leaner the next morning. But more importantly, I believe, than any of the physical challenges I’ve overcome, or any piece of nutritional information I could learn or gain.. Is the amount of mental and emotional progress I’ve made over the past two years. I’ve learned how to love myself regardless of whether I wake up with a flat stomach, if I don’t have abs or the best muscles or booty. Whether I crush my workout or feel like a weak 5 year old girl, I now know what it’s like to not hate myself, inside or out. And with that comes the ability to show the same kindness to those around you. And that, in my books, is better than any amount of weight loss or muscle gain or pb or ab line or booty bump, that I could ever achieve physically. So here’s my #transformationtuesday - hopefully it motivates you to move that little bit closer to loving yourself, as it has for me.

bananasandkale:

September 2012, I set myself a goal - I was going to do whatever it took to be happy when I looked in a mirror. 2 years later, and still picking and choosing what I want to chop and change? I’ve finally come to the conclusion…

• { IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD } •

Physically, I’ve gone from chubby to ‘skinny fit’ and strong, 10kgs lighter, a size 12-14 to a size 6, and sometimes I’ve even got abs. The aesthetic changes my physical being has gone through are PHENOMENAL! I can lift more than most girls I know, and some guys. I have learnt how to eat pancakes, ice cream, pizza, waffles, whatever I want really.. and wake up lighter and leaner the next morning. But more importantly, I believe, than any of the physical challenges I’ve overcome, or any piece of nutritional information I could learn or gain.. Is the amount of mental and emotional progress I’ve made over the past two years. I’ve learned how to love myself regardless of whether I wake up with a flat stomach, if I don’t have abs or the best muscles or booty. Whether I crush my workout or feel like a weak 5 year old girl, I now know what it’s like to not hate myself, inside or out. And with that comes the ability to show the same kindness to those around you. And that, in my books, is better than any amount of weight loss or muscle gain or pb or ab line or booty bump, that I could ever achieve physically. So here’s my #transformationtuesday - hopefully it motivates you to move that little bit closer to loving yourself, as it has for me.

{Posted in 15/09/2014, with 1010 notes (via/original) Reblog!}
healthfitnesshumour:

Zoodles with Crispy Pancetta, Pecorino and Basil
Ingredients - Serves 46 zucchini1 tablespoon olive oil4 oz / 113 gr pancetta (or slab bacon), cubed or sliced into small strips2 garlic cloves, mincedHandful fresh basil leaves, choppedZest and juice of one lemon4 tablespoons shaved (or grated) pecorinoDirectionsUsing a spiralizer or peeler create zucchini spaghetti (always read the directions for your spiral slicer as they vary by brand.) If you don’t have a spiralizer use a regular vegetable peeler to vertically peel long, thin strips of the zucchini. This will form more of a wider “noodle” from the zucchini, like fettuccini.
Transfer zucchini spaghetti to a large bowl and set aside.
In a large pan heat olive oil over medium-high heat. Add pancetta and fry for about 4 to 5 minutes until it starts to crisp.
Remove pancetta with a slotted spoon and set aside.
Add garlic to the pan and saute’ until the garlic is fragrant and pale golden, about 2 minutes.
Add zucchini spaghetti and saute’ for 5 minutes, stirring constantly until heated through.
Add zest and lemon juice, and pancetta and give a good stir.
Transfer to a platter, sprinkle with chopped basil and pecorino and serve.Nutrition factsOne serving yields 220 calories, 13 grams of fat, 17 grams of carbs and 12 grams of protein. (Source: The Iron You) 

healthfitnesshumour:

Zoodles with Crispy Pancetta, Pecorino and Basil

Ingredients - Serves 4
6 zucchini
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 oz / 113 gr pancetta (or slab bacon), cubed or sliced into small strips
2 garlic cloves, minced
Handful fresh basil leaves, chopped
Zest and juice of one lemon
4 tablespoons shaved (or grated) pecorino

Directions
Using a spiralizer or peeler create zucchini spaghetti (always read the directions for your spiral slicer as they vary by brand.) If you don’t have a spiralizer use a regular vegetable peeler to vertically peel long, thin strips of the zucchini. This will form more of a wider “noodle” from the zucchini, like fettuccini.

Transfer zucchini spaghetti to a large bowl and set aside.

In a large pan heat olive oil over medium-high heat. Add pancetta and fry for about 4 to 5 minutes until it starts to crisp.

Remove pancetta with a slotted spoon and set aside.

Add garlic to the pan and saute’ until the garlic is fragrant and pale golden, about 2 minutes.

Add zucchini spaghetti and saute’ for 5 minutes, stirring constantly until heated through.

Add zest and lemon juice, and pancetta and give a good stir.

Transfer to a platter, sprinkle with chopped basil and pecorino and serve.

Nutrition facts
One serving yields 220 calories, 13 grams of fat, 17 grams of carbs and 12 grams of protein. (Source: The Iron You

{Posted in 15/09/2014, with 382 notes (via/original) Reblog!}
foodffs:

Chickpea ‘Tuna” Sandwich

foodffs:

Chickpea ‘Tuna” Sandwich

{Posted in 14/09/2014, with 198 notes (via Reblog!}
styleyourbody:

fitness&amp;health

styleyourbody:

fitness&health

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bananasandkale:

Girls scared to lift {heavy} because they don’t want to look like a man…? I call bullshit 😉❤️💪

bananasandkale:

Girls scared to lift {heavy} because they don’t want to look like a man…? I call bullshit 😉❤️💪

{Posted in 14/09/2014, with 2355 notes (via/original) Reblog!}
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